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- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- Every batch of sperm represents an opportunity for genetic typos - called de novo mutations - to be passed on. A 20-year-old… — Jeffrey Kluger
- The cloning procedure is similar to IVF. The only difference is that the DNA of sperm and egg would be replaced by… — Nathan Myhrvold
- When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. — Mitt Romney
- Women of child-bearing age steadily run out of eggs by the continuous process of cell death. While reading a copy of the… — Robert Winston
- I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth… — Daniel Handler
- So generation after generation of men in love with pain and passivity serve out their time in the Zone, silent, redolent of… — Thomas Pynchon
- Perhaps eggs are like neurons, which also are not replenished in adulthood: they know too much. Eggs must plan the party. Sperm… — Natalie Angier
- Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears! — Jean Genet
- I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted… — John Kennedy Toole
- And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against… — Alan Moore