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Soviet Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff
- In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
- In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
- After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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- Our film examines the heroism, courage and prowess of the Soviet submarine force in ways never seen before. — Kathryn Bigelow
- It would be enough for me to have the system of a jury of twelve versus the system of one judge as… — Joseph Brodsky
- I spent my life studying communism and Soviet systems. — Madeleine Albright
- When I was in the White House, I was confronted with the challenge of the Cold War. Both the Soviet Union and… — Jimmy Carter
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