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• Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is…
• If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it…
• As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin?…
• Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
• Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
• Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man…
• The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was…
• Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
• My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
• I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not…
• A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.
• The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens…

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