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• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
• If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it,…
• Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
• I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love…
• Gentlemen, start your egos.
• Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob…
• The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And…
• I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a…

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