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- Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for…
- Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something
- One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong…
- Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.
- The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about…
- The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did bird imitations…repeatedly, and…
- This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the…
- Off with you" is a phrase used by people who lack the curtesy to say something more polite, such as, "if there's nothing else you…
- Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don't care for…
- The right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing†is a phrase that refers to times when people ought to know, but don’t know,…
- Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a harmless remark, and someone else who hears it knows something that makes the remark have…
- There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just crying about something terrible that has happened, but…
- Is it fair for the bears to come down to where humans live, looking for food? Is it fair for the Duke's soldiers to shoot…
- You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
- It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you…
- The story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something wrong with…
- I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not something anyone should know. I’m a lunatic wandering around…
- I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it this once, because even…
- Twenty-six,†you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.â€Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do another something stupid…
- If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters…
More Something Quotes
- Hence poetry is something more philosophic and of graver import than history, since its statements are rather of the nature of universals,… — Aristotle
- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
- People always follow the crowd. Be brave, Dare to do something different. Let the crowd follow you. Instead you follow them. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The ability of a television series to make adjustments is something you've got to take advantage of. — J. J. Abrams