Snort Quotes
53 quotes by 46 authors
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If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!
— Neil Gaiman
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I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce."…
— Patrick Rothfuss
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All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement. Charlie winks and…
— Sara Gruen
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Mia Maz glanced aside in concern at his muffled snort. "Are you all right?" "Yes. Sorry," he whispered. "I'm just having an attack of limericks."…
— Lois McMaster Bujold
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I’d bet a month of dawn patrols those apprentices had something to do with it,†Birchfall meowed. “Why else would they disappear back to ShadowClan…
— Erin Hunter
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He stood and inhaled, then walked a few more feet, stooped, and prodded a chunk of rabbit fur. “I’m definitely thinking something with more body…
— Kelley Armstrong
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Nobody likes me,†he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,†Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter…
— Robin Wasserman
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Thankfully,two old friends stood next to the throne. Horus wore full battle armor and a khopesh sword at his side.is kohl-lined eyes-one gold, one silver-were…
— Rick Riordan
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Bidding the wizard farewell, he turned to his daughter, who held up her finger and said, “Daddy, look — one of the gnomes actually bit…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Nice tights," I snorted. Or I tried to snort, anyway. I'm not exactly sure how, though people in books are always doing it.
— Rebecca Stead
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You don't know me yet," I said. "Rory was telling me she lives in a swamp," Charlotte said. "That's right," I said, turning up my…
— Maureen Johnson
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You’re so sweet,' Frypan said with a snort. 'Go ahead and die with Thomas. I think I’ll sneak away and enjoy living with the guilt.
— James Dashner
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Don't make yourself so special," the dwarf said with a snort. "As if getting lost was some trick that only women knew. I've known men…
— Gerald Morris
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Oh, shut up. He is not saying that he's too good-looking to be friends with girls. But then again, yesterday at the beach, there were…
— Kiersten White
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Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that…
— Jeaniene Frost
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Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back…
— Will Durst
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Whenever the party-girl tag gets attached to my name, it makes me want to snort with derision.
— Mariella Frostrup
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Some people have to snort, smoke, drink, or stick a needle in themselves just to get the same feeling I get just taking a simple…
— Blake Toth
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Date a girl who reads!!, brainy is the new sexy!, bigger books are better than bigger boobs!....oh shut the fuck up......date a person who makes…
— Unknown Author
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Another day in life Which way will I go? Will I pick suicide? How do I say no? The demons are calling me Just one…
— Im Nothing
Who Wrote These Snort Quotes
46 authors contributed a total of 53 Snort Quotes, led by these top contributors: