"Don't make yourself so special," the dwarf said……" — Gerald Morris
"Don't make yourself so special," the dwarf said with a snort. "As if getting lost was some trick that only women knew. I've known men who could get lost in their own bedrooms. The only difference is that men with no sense of direction don't brag about it, the way women do."
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There's never any reason to trust someone. If there's a reason, then it's not trust. -Terence
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Whatever you seize for yourself is worthless. Only what is given you has value.
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