Snort Quotes

53 Snort quotes by 46 unique authors

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and… — P.J. O'Rourke
Again the early-morning sun was generous with it's warmth. All the sounds dear to a horseman were around me-the snort of the horses as they… — Unknown Author
Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder by in the… — Thomas French
There's something wonderfully exciting about the quiet sing song of an aeroplane overhead with all the guns in creation lighting out at it, and searchlights… — John Dos Passos
Railroad carriages are pulled at the enormous speed of fifteen miles per hour by engines which, in addition to endangering life and limb of passengers,… — Martin Van Buren
If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort… — Jack Handey
That's what I do... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup,… — Beanie Sigel
I don't want to have a gravestone. I want to have all my friends burn me and then snort the ashes. I think that's the… — Marilyn Manson
It's called the pump, people - you got to experience it; it's one of the better highs in life, you don't need to shoot up… — Greg Plitt
It was the kind of crying that comes from the pit of the stomach and brings a headache with it. The kind that makes a… — Robin Jones Gunn
No matter what these terrorists do, I refuse to be terrorized. All this requires is just a few alterations in our day to day lives.… — Margaret Cho
No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,… — Ringo Starr
The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are willing to drink, snort, inject or inhale… — Ann Landers
...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in… — J R Ward
In spite of myself, I gave a snort. "Just once, I'd like to hear a simple, straightforward prophecy. — Cameron Dokey
What's wrong?" I didn't say a word." Something's up. What is it?" Nothing." His head turned, gaze going to mine. "Yeah?" Yes." A snort and… — Kelley Armstrong
Leo and Soledad simultaneously gave out a sort of half laugh, half snort. It was loud, and it was relieved, and it broke the tension… — Nancy Werlin
‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for… — Charlaine Harris
See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?” A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming,… — Jeaniene Frost
Are you having performance issues?” I asked in surprise. “Bite your tongue,” Vlad said, with a snort. “I was seeing if Dermot understood sign language,… — Jeaniene Frost
If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it! — Neil Gaiman
I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce."… — Patrick Rothfuss
All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement. Charlie winks and… — Sara Gruen
Mia Maz glanced aside in concern at his muffled snort. "Are you all right?" "Yes. Sorry," he whispered. "I'm just having an attack of limericks."… — Lois McMaster Bujold
I’d bet a month of dawn patrols those apprentices had something to do with it,” Birchfall meowed. “Why else would they disappear back to ShadowClan… — Erin Hunter

Who Wrote These Snort Quotes

46 authors contributed a total of 53 Snort Quotes, led by these top contributors: