Snort Quotes

53 Snort quotes by 46 unique authors

He stood and inhaled, then walked a few more feet, stooped, and prodded a chunk of rabbit fur. “I’m definitely thinking something with more body… — Kelley Armstrong
Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter… — Robin Wasserman
Thankfully,two old friends stood next to the throne. Horus wore full battle armor and a khopesh sword at his side.is kohl-lined eyes-one gold, one silver-were… — Rick Riordan
Bidding the wizard farewell, he turned to his daughter, who held up her finger and said, “Daddy, look — one of the gnomes actually bit… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Nice tights," I snorted. Or I tried to snort, anyway. I'm not exactly sure how, though people in books are always doing it. — Rebecca Stead
You don't know me yet," I said. "Rory was telling me she lives in a swamp," Charlotte said. "That's right," I said, turning up my… — Maureen Johnson
You’re so sweet,' Frypan said with a snort. 'Go ahead and die with Thomas. I think I’ll sneak away and enjoy living with the guilt. — James Dashner
Don't make yourself so special," the dwarf said with a snort. "As if getting lost was some trick that only women knew. I've known men… — Gerald Morris
Oh, shut up. He is not saying that he's too good-looking to be friends with girls. But then again, yesterday at the beach, there were… — Kiersten White
Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that… — Jeaniene Frost
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back… — Will Durst
Whenever the party-girl tag gets attached to my name, it makes me want to snort with derision. — Mariella Frostrup
Some people have to snort, smoke, drink, or stick a needle in themselves just to get the same feeling I get just taking a simple… — Blake Toth
Date a girl who reads!!, brainy is the new sexy!, bigger books are better than bigger boobs!....oh shut the fuck up......date a person who makes… — Unknown Author
Another day in life Which way will I go? Will I pick suicide? How do I say no? The demons are calling me Just one… — Im Nothing
O wicked and evil knights thus shine within the pillars of ivory silk and wine; disgrace O slithering snake of thirsty greed and slaves of… — Johnny Luckett
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though. — Green Monk
Shawty wanna snort it so I put it on a saucer, cut it wit a blade then I shoved it in her nostril. — Gucci Mane
Pimps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion… — Lupe Fiasco
He can snort line with his dick and won't cum dope. — Joe Budden
What are you gunna do, snort her? — Haley James Scott
It's Mr. 3-0-5 A.K.A. Mr. Snort yay, spit rocks, made in Dade. — Pitbull
A snort is a laugh that gets outta control — Unknown Author
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody
If I was a drug user I would probably be a dope fiend because I take things to the extreme. I would probably try to… — Ash Sweeney

Who Wrote These Snort Quotes

46 authors contributed a total of 53 Snort Quotes, led by these top contributors: