Best Smokey Quotes

43 Smokey quotes by 22 unique authors

Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck. -Smokey — Friday
You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey — Friday
Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit. -Ezal — Friday
What's up Big Perm?...I mean Big Worm. -Smokey — Friday
You didn't put in on this man. -Smokey — Friday
Hey, Smokey back here taking a shit! -Ezal — Friday
I got mind control over Deebo. He be like 'shut the fuck up.' I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again. -Smokey — Friday
Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...Nigga... -Smokey — Friday
The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse? -Smokey — Friday
You got knocked the FUCK out! -Smokey — Friday
Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head. -Smokey — Friday
Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker. - Smokey — Friday
When you gonna let me *fuck* Mrs. Parker? -Smokey — Friday
I dont have a clue where you might be. Up town or just down the street in some smokey bar. Ohhh I'm a longin for… — Laura Bell Bundy
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar.… — Various
Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. Smokey:… — Unknown Author
Smokey: I won, gimme my money. Deebo: What money! Smokey: I lost. - Friday — Various
All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes,thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these bitches swimming on the first date!!! — Lekoma Precious Napo

Who Wrote These Smokey Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 43 Smokey Quotes as follows: