Smells Quotes

389 Smells quotes by 316 unique authors

Days full of summer smells ,talk with friends,cold coffees and passionate stolen kisses, That how memories are made, simple and beautiful !! — Laylablack
The morning rose, that untouched stands Armed with her briars, how sweet she smells! But plucked and strained through ruder hands, Her sweets no longer… — Unknown Author
There is something about poverty that smells like death.Dead dreams dropping off theheart like leaves in a dry season and rotting around thefeet; impulses smothered… — Zora Neale Hurston
Twinkle twinkle little slut name one guy you havent fucked. Was he skinny was he tall? Nevermind, you do them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch,… — Tamika-leeigh
Probably should've washed this, smells like R. Kelly sheets. Pissssss...But shit, it was 99 cents! — Macklemore
Emerald green chain smells like brussels sprouts. — Riff Raff
Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna. — Riff Raff
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the fat girl that… — Nikhil Saluja
My room smells like chlorine and feels like a Tom Waits song. Which is kinda cool, except I didn't ask for it. — Adam Sessler
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg, stuck his butt in Pizza Hut and blew the place away, HEY! :O Just getting into the… — Kylee
A Woman Never Say: Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigarettes and beer. — Nikhil Saluja
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole! — Nikhil Saluja
Fact: When somebody smells good, it automatically makes them more attractive. — Ritu Ghatourey
Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Smells Quotes

316 authors contributed a total of 389 Smells Quotes, led by these top contributors: