Smells Quotes

389 Smells quotes by 316 unique authors

I suppose that suonds and smells just about right. — Nikki
Not being mean, but Rihanna's perfume smells like a full blown hoe. — Known
It's ok to keep a couple of A-holes in your life...dis way u'll always remember wut BS smells like when it comes ur way. — FANCI
It's ok to keep a couple of A-holes in your life...dis way you'll always remember what BS smells like when it comes your way — FANCI
It's ok to keep a couple of A-holes in your life...This way you'll remember what BS smells like when it comes your way! — FANCI
The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be alone,… — Marianna
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. — Unknown Author
I call my weed Nirvana, smells like teen spirit and my packs so fucking loud you can't hear it. Ahhhh! — Machine Gun Kelly
Boys and Girls get attached in their teenage years they seek a match, The rules in this game is to not lie or cheat but… — Kayla L Reyna
Fat man's funk...smells like rump. — Big Black
Why does coffee smell so good coming from a brewing pot, but smells like shit on someone's breath? — Jake Owen
Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat. — Terrell Owens
It definitely happens more often than you would think when someone comes up and you're like, 'He's really attractive and seems really nice,' and it… — Kate Upton
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like… — Mitchell Sakundiak
Why don't you go see what it smells like underwater? TLKiacz — Unknown Author
Don't you hate it when you get on a elevator and someone smells like they took a bath in perfume or cologne. — JREYES
I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She's a really good snuggler,… — Jason Bateman
I had Five Guys Burger and Fries for dinner. Now my car smells like the food. Just realized it'd sound bad saying the smell in… — Brian Zilinek
One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. Afraid it's me. Sorry about that, old boy. — James Bond
50 shades of it smells like shit in here... — Katie Cassidy
I'm the kind of girl who would wear his hoodie just because it smells like him — Unknown Author
Judging someone you don't know, is like describing the taste of food from it aroma, not everything that smells so good taste so good, and… — Blaze Olamiday
I'm the kind of girl who would wear his hoodie only because it smells like him — Unknown Author
A book is like carrying a garden in your pocket. It always is full of life, new smells, and new things to see. Always read.… — Curly
He's the type of guy that would give you his jacket just because he knows that when he gets it back, it'll smell like you.… — Ritu Ghatourey

Who Wrote These Smells Quotes

316 authors contributed a total of 389 Smells Quotes, led by these top contributors: