Smells Quotes

389 Smells quotes by 316 unique authors

I start to forget you and then someone says your name or something smells like you or someone has your smile and I lose all… — Uknown
Through these tears of yonder years and yonder days forlorn. There lies a screaming, bleeding soul waiting to be reborn And as I lay here,… — Im Nothing
~Stare into the beasts red eyes death is awaiting you its no surprise you've nothing to do its smells your meat all you can feel… — Unknown Author
I've packed a cooler and a change of clothes Let's jump and see how far it goes You got my heart and your daddy's boat… — Sugarland
The best kiss a girl can ever give a guy is when he sees heaven, hears wedding bells, feels butterflies in his stomach and smells… — Evan Ceaser
My soul probably smells like weed. — Unknown Author
The process and the great smells it produces make everyone hungry and get everyone's mouth watering. And it gives men a chance to cook. — Bobby Flay
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to… — Joe Murray
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to know it's shit. — Unknown Author
What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care… — Erica Jong
Idealist: One who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup — Henry Louis Mencken
Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny — Frank Zappa
When she reaches for hugs, people hold their breath. Cause she smells of corrosion and death. — Unknown Author
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard — Eastbound And Down
I know Bob well. Well enough to tell you about his 67 smells. — Red Hot Chili Peppers
It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner. — Matthew Lush
OK, I can say some more about the video. I got a new analogy for you about it. It's like R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the… — Pete Wentz
They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singerbecause her blood sings for me. — Edward Cullen
Life ain't fair, shorty pregnant with nowhere to live sleepin' in a crackhouse 'cause she don't got no relatives. Her friends wanna drink brew and… — Cormega
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about… — Chelsea Handler
Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya. — Bart Simpson
Mr. Krabs: I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. — Spongebob
From all the shit talk, your breath smells like an asshole. — Unknown Author
If your house smells good, people perceive you as a good person. If there is a bad smell, people may perceive you another way. — Unknown Author
I suppose that suodns and smells just about right. — Klondike

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