Smells Quotes

389 quotes by 328 authors

We human beings don't realize how great God is. He has given us an extraordinary brain and a sensitive loving heart. He has blessed us… — Malala Yousafzai
It is good to come to a country you know practically nothing about. Your thoughts grow still, useless. Everything must be rebuilt. In a country… — Andrzej Stasiuk
My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions. — Zach Galifianakis
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and… — Mads Mikkelsen
If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And… — Megan Fox
Rock 'n' roll smells phony and false. It is sung, played and written, for the most part, by cretinous goons. And, by means of its… — Frank Sinatra
Any woman who is currently with a man is with him partly because she loves the way he smells. And if we haven't smelled you… — Christina Hendricks
I love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine. — Amy Smart
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait… — Jessica Simpson
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish… — Jim Gaffigan
Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the… — Bill Pullman
My all-time favorite skin cream is from Poland. Its called Eva Natura with Polish herbs, including rosemary. It smells wonderful and is soothing and comforting. — Dagmara Dominczyk
You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the… — Robert Duvall
When you're a failure in Hollywood, that's like starving to death outside a banquet hall, with smells of filet mignon driving you crazy. — Marilyn Monroe
The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat. — The Ultimate Warrior
It had a huge impact on me, â€˜Smells Like Teen Spiritâ€™ â€“ and I was very proud when I found out that Kurt Cobain was… — Ozzy Osbourne
The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet. — Bertrice Small
I hover over the expensive Scotch and then the Armagnac, but finally settle on a glass of rich red claret. I put it near my… — Nick Harkaway
Always was Morocco. And recently the country's leadership seems to have embraced it in all its ill-reputed glory. The days of predatory poets in search… — Anthony Bourdain
Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice. — James P. Hogan

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