Smart Quotes

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When did you get so smart?" He tapped his forehead. "Brain transplant. They put in a whale's. I'm passing all my classes with my eyes… — Maggie Stiefvater
Today evolution of human intelligence has advanced us to the stage where most of us are too smart to invent new gods but are reluctant… — Ruth Hurmence Green
One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich.… — John Green
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. — Kurt Vonnegut
I loved her fright, which was against me into the air! and the diamond white of her forelock which seemed to smart with thoughts as… — Frank O'Hara
The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle. — John Green
I don't know," I said. "What else did you do for your first eighteen years?" "Like I said," he said as I unlocked the car,… — Sarah Dessen
He wasn't smart enough to see it, said Jason Bourne. He couldn't think geometrically. — Robert Ludlum
Now is a time for, dare I say it, kindness. I thought being extremely smart would take care of it. But I see I have… — Margaret Edson
It only takes one mistake,' the Dan Banyan guy says, 'and nothing else you ever do will matter.' With his empty hand, he takes one… — Chuck Palahniuk
Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal.… — Chuck Palahniuk
I've always found that one of the biggest benefits of being a girl is that most people refuse to take you seriously. While boys must… — Kirsten Miller
Since a good part of my life has been wasted dealing with fools just like them, it's not worry I feel but weariness as I… — Ãlvaro Mutis
Like when you sit in front of a fire in winter — you are just there in front of the fire. You don't have to… — Desmond Tutu
Military guys are rarely as smart as they think they are, and they've never gotten over the fact that civilians run the military. — Maureen Dowd
Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at." When asked for some examples, he listed… — David Sedaris
Her definition of romance was absentminded intimacy, the way someone else's hand stray to your plate of food. I replied: no, that's just friendship; romance… — Kamila Shamsie
What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car — Simone Elkeles
So tell me, do you want Simi to be your family? (Simi) Yes, Simi, I would like to be your family. (Gallagher) Good. You’re such… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Normally seven minutes of another person's company was enough to give her a headache so she set things up to live as a recluse. She… — Steig Larsson
You know what i can't understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and funny and talented… — David Nicholls
I can get my head turned by a good-looking guy as much as the next girl. But sexy doesn't impress me. Smart impresses me, strength… — Lisa Unger
Addicts, as a group, generally score far above average o intelligence tests. Why? You tell me. I guess maybe we're smart enough to have figured… — James Frey
The educated man pictures a horde of submen, wanting only a day's liberty to loot his house, burn his books, and set him to work… — George Orwell
If you can't do something smart, do something right. — Joss Whedon

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