Smart Quotes
2304 Smart quotes by 1625 unique authors
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I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
— Winston Groom
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Where is it written that houses must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple, cream, ochre, or even a smart…
— Frances Mayes
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You forget all of it anyway. . . You forget who was cool and who was not, who was pretty, smart, athletic, and not. .…
— Gabrielle Zevin
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Was he smart enough? Introspective enough? Was it just enough to love him, or should I attach myself to someone who seemed farther ahead of…
— Caroline Knapp
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Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
— James A. Baldwin
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The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that…
— Noam Chomsky
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there…
— Andy Rooney
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there are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who…
— Tom Robbins
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Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.
— James Patterson
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Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
— John C. Maxwell
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We walk the brink of racial suicide because we were smart enough to make atomic bombs and stupid enough to use them.
— David Zindell
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And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart, but…
— John Green
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and she's a nurse. do you know how hard nursing school is? it's like medical school. so she's obviously smart.
— Augusten Burroughs
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We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch
— Janet Evanovich
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Elizabeth is smart, ruthless, and emotionally damaged ... [i]f Elizabeth's brain was a person, it would have scars, tattoos, and be missing one eye.
— Max Barry
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Be grateful, be smart, be clean, be true, be humble, be prayerful.
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?
— David Sedaris
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
— Mark Twain
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She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
— Jonathan Tropper
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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not…
— Christopher Paolini
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He slowed down a bit more. "Gaia, how do you know these things?" She shrugged. "I'm smart." "And modest, too." "Modesty is a waste of…
— Francine Pascal
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
— Chris Rock
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No Pilar," Agustin said. "You are not smart. You are brave. You are loyal. You have decision. You have intuition. Much decision and much heart.…
— Ernest Hemingway
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Trying to be perfect may be inevitable for people who are smart and ambitious and interested in the world and its good opinion...What is really…
— Anna Quindlen
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