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• My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
• Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
• I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel…
• Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
• For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
• If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either…
• I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that…
• When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex…
• If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would…
• Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What…
• That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
• People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy…

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