Skunk Quotes

35 Skunk quotes by 32 unique authors

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein
Many thanks for the sending me the book Biology of the Striped Skunk ... Frankly, I doubt whether I shall read it or not, unless… — Unknown Author
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now. — Fred Allen
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks… — Patrick Murray
We understand it still that there is no easy road to freedom. We know it well that none of us acting alone can achieve success.… — Nelson Mandela
Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk. — Austin O'Malley
What did John Ashcroft say about moderates, he said, quote, there are two things you find in the middle of the road, a moderate and… — John Ashcroft
Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it. — Lloyd Doggett
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. — Jack Handey
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all… — Jack Handey
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The… — Jack Handey
Let's face it, we're skunk drunk and it's because of money. It's almost like we all need to enter Betty Ford Clinic 2.0 together. This… — Steve Rubel
I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
If I stay in Washington for more than 72 hours, I have to bathe myself in the same stuff I use when my dog gets… — Brian Schweitzer
Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above all others: the… — A. E. Hotchner
It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk. — Rebecca West
It's like fishing -- you got to get that first one in the boat. Once you get that first one, the skunk is off the… — Dusty Baker
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. — Abraham Lincoln
The power of the silent filibuster to distort Senate politics is now accepted on Capitol Hill and by the press as normal and not worth… — Juan Williams
I read in a book once that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but I've never been able to believe it.… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
People cain't help being what they are any more than a skunk can help being a skunk. Don't you think if they had their choice… — Fannie Flagg
Her hair is ridiculous," I said. "I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things… — John Green
Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats."… — Lynsay Sands
Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk… — Sherry Argov
That’s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after you sleep with… — C.C. Hunter

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