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Silly Quotes by Derek Landy
- Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just…
- So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its…
- I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.'…
More Silly Quotes
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school. — David Bailey
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
- The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. — Russell Baker
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a… — Douglas Adams
- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry