Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1050 authors

Am I alive or am I dead. My greatest regrets repeating in my head. Feeling so empty and cold, like a puddle of my own… — MacKenzie Cheesman
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you bad, I just thought it was best for me to lie, I knew that's what you wanted… — Cassandra
Sometimes during all those laughs, long talks, silly little fights and inside jokes, I fell in love..... — Unknown Author
This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here. -Dory — Finding Nemo
My problem is that I love you a lil too much and thats why I got to pay the high bill. I would give everythin'… — Donatt
I don't want a perfect person, I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being with me more… — Ramandeep Singh
I guess my silly dream is to be on 'Game of Thrones.' I don't think that I can do that, but that's my silly dream.… — Anna Kendrick
Why is the boy that broke my heart the only one that made me draw those silly little hearts on my paper? — Curly Girl
Kiss me once..kiss me twice..hey! Do not stop can you make it thrice, though I know it's silly but I can't help loving it. — Unknown Author
Always rule your mind and heart but never ruled by them or else youll be addicted to silly things on earth. — Myself
Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half — Azgraybebly Joslan
Disappointment will come when your effort does not give you the expected return. If things dont go as planned or if you face failure. Failure… — Ash Sweeney
The Gettysburg speech is at once the shortest and the most famous oration in American history. Put beside it, all the whoopings of the Websters,… — Henry Lewis Mencken
I have an egg and I gave it to my best friend to hold and handle it with care; but she intentionally dropped it and… — Swag Jagar
I want to be in a relationship where... She can wear my large t-shirt at night :p We can both sleep together in one bed… — Sofi Majid
I think you know you really love someone when you see them doing something absolutely ridiculous, and instead of thinking of how silly they look,… — Ash Sweeney
Whats the most silly thing you've ever done in love? fall in love — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli
Silly rabbit, jewels are for Queens — Melody Minagar
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door. — Nikhil Saluja
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here? — Nikhil Saluja

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