Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1050 authors

If you met my dad, I think a lot of things would be put to rest. Because my pops is a pretty silly guy. But,… — Eric San
My revenue is the silly cheat — William Shakespeare
The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office. — Sasha Azevedo
Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a… — Mitch Hedberg
In the wild struggle for existance, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the… — Oscar Wilde
I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see. — Dr. Seuss
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you… — Ogden Nash
"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth. — Alfred North Whitehead
Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome! — Gerard Way
Silly hoes lick my balls like fifa lollipops. — Tyler The Creator
If there is ever another war in Europe, it will come out of some damned silly thing in the Balkans — Otto Von Bismarck
No, I don't have a third arm...silly fans. — Joe Jonas
(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a problem. It got… — Katy Perry
Illie in the mind, really with the nine, millie when I rhyme, silly anytime, Fine, chilly gitty on da grind, Shitty on a dime, Penny… — Cory Gunz
Hit you with no delayin so what you sayin yo. Silly with my nine milly what the deally yo. — Busta Rhymes
Silly robot, do you really believe you have any chance against a Super Saiyan like me? Your circuits must be malfunctioning. Fresh out of the… — Vegeta
No, silly, we're all entering the tournament. — Unknown Author
Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is… — American Dad
No I dont have a third arm, silly fans... haha! — Jonas Brothers
Jonas brothas I'm so illy. Like look VIC I'm so so silly. — Lil Twist

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