Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1050 authors

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought,… — Jarod Kintz
Knowing your family so well, you can tell who's coming down the stairs just by the sound of their footsteps. — Elaine Kirby
Ahh....silly girls always falling for the guys that promise not to hurt you.But what do they do turn around and hurt youl. — Stacie
I do not Tweet, I do not social network, I try to stay out of it. For me, I complain enough about people knowing too… — Miley Cyrus
No more settling for less, I'm looking for that kind of man That's gonna give his best, Cause I'm giving my best. A man that… — Letoya Luckett
We will be the old ladies dancing in the grocery store showing the young girls how its done...silly old ladies with silly young hearts. — Megan Marie
Of all the things in life that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? — Megan Marie
Audiences aren't silly; Can't trick them to believe that something CG is actually the real thing. — Chris Hemsworth
Going to Coachella tomorrow; I heard Tupac might stagedive. — Tony Hawk
I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby. — Dane Cook
It is very silly. Youve had such an overdose of me lately. Im thinking of going away for a while. — Betty White
I love acting, I love what we do. It's so bloody silly at times, isn't it? It's like playing dress-up, and other times it is… — Christian Bale
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that… — Andy Samberg
I was never considered cool. I was even a cheerleader, but I didn't like cheerleading. I did that to be cool. It all seems so… — Kirsten Dunst
I'm tired of breaking down. I'm tired of this silly game. I'm done and giving up. Sorry, I guess you need to look for a… — Unknown Author
We argue over silly things like clothes, but we're sisters and best friends. — Kylie Jenner
No Regrets. Is a great. if not silly or impossible concept. But I imagine it is a better slogan than say maybe? Manage regrets or… — Pacifiersucker
Don't be silly. Everyone wants this. Everybody wants to be us. — Meryl Streep
Im in a continuous death battle with my own body, I injured myself a lot on Gladiator, I actually injured myself on a silly little… — Russell Crowe
I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music… — Norah Jones

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