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- Be yourself no matter how hard it is. Some people will love you some will hate you. Don't give a shit to… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT — Nikhil Saluja
- Its so annoying when you're fed up with someones shit but you dont want to start something so you have to pretend… — Nikhil Saluja
- I just got a tattoo of a toilet on my chest, when I take off my shirt you better recognize that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja
- Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
- Shit stains are underwear's dirty little secrete. — Nikhil Saluja
- Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT! — Nikhil Saluja
- I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition. — Nikhil Saluja