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938 Shirt quotes by 625 unique authors

You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save the Earth' bumper… — Alex Steffen
Sometimes I wonder if I'm sexy enough. When I walk into a singles bar with my "fashionable" shirt, "fashionable" slacks, and a big new rubber… — Jack Handey
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt! — W.C. Fields
If I wore a sleeveless shirt, people would try to feed me after the match. — Andy Roddick
Many thanks for all of the love and good wishes sent our way from my friends out there in cartoon land... the only place where… — Grey DeLisle
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.… — Billiam Coronel
The Bible says the fruit of the spirit is longsuffering. I'll tell you one thing about fruit: you will never see a fruit factory. Isn't… — Adrian Rogers
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem. — Jerry Seinfeld
The real goal of physics is to come up with an equation that could explain the universe but still be small enough to fit on… — Leon M. Lederman
It is almost better to be an impulse shirt-buyer than an impulse shoe-buyer. I have worn shirts that made people think I was a retired… — Clive James
Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere. — Rahul Gandhi
I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out. — Elayne Boosler
Finish this lecture, go outside, and unexpectedly get gored by an elephant, and you are going to secrete glucocorticoids. There's no way out of it.… — Robert M. Sapolsky
We stink more of the world than we stink of sack cloth and ashes. A lot of contemporary churches today would feel more at home… — Nicky Cruz
Later when I thought of the chickens, one of those rare pale blue eggs rose up into my throat. The chickens had been part of… — Melissa Coleman
Do not rush into a business just because you have the capital. You'd lose your shirt if you jump into it recklessly. Do your homework… — Andrew Tan
I was wearing like, a Juicy Couture men's polo shirt. We weren't there, like, ready for war — Kanye West
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his… — Jack O'Neill
Apart from anything else, I find boots are too hot except in wintry weather. At home I usually wear a sweater, shirt and slacks. — Honor Blackman
I wonder what you look like under your t-shirt. I wonder what you sound like when you're not wearing words. I wonder what we have… — Ani DiFranco
I am inspired by anything beautiful. Sometime it's a pair of eyes or flowing gorgeous hair, other times it's the sky or a sunset. I've… — Nadine Velazquez
We weren't raised to take, we were raised to give the shirt off our back to anyone in need. — Brantley Gilbert
Shirt collars are very important to me. Putting a very soft shirt collar with a formal suit doesn't work for me at all. — Ozwald Boateng
I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a… — Celia Rivenbark
Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off — Soulja Boy

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