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Sex Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite…
- We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history…
- Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.
- We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes.…
- Sex pretty much cures everything.
- Writing is like sex, if it's difficult you're not doing it right.
- You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.
- My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going…
- You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then…
- For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
- The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, theres no storage problem.
- The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget it.
- A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer.…
- Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.
More Sex Quotes
- There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have… — Karen Armstrong
- There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. — Mary Kay Ash
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. — Jane Austen
- I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
- Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — James A. Baldwin
- I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed… — Antonio Banderas
- I'm as pure as the driven slush. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Life is wasted on the living. — Douglas Adams
- I'm just curious, who's more fit to raise a child? A loving committed same-sex couple or an unmarried 15-year-old with no income… — Ellen Barkin