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Sex Quotes by Brad Wilkerson
- I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
- I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.
- They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend…
- Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
- As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name…
- Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club.
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- One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. — Jane Austen
- I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
- Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — James A. Baldwin
- I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed… — Antonio Banderas
- I'm as pure as the driven slush. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Life is wasted on the living. — Douglas Adams
- I'm just curious, who's more fit to raise a child? A loving committed same-sex couple or an unmarried 15-year-old with no income… — Ellen Barkin