Screwed Up Quotes

117 Screwed Up quotes by 102 unique authors

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see… — Dave Barry
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn
One principle I've been fighting for that doesn't endear me to a lot of people is that black people can be just as complicated and… — Henry Louis Gates
If you say city to people, people have no problem thinking of the city as rife with problematic, screwed-up people, but if you say suburbs… — Eric Bogosian
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond
I believe that no matter how many mistakes weÂ’ve made; how badly weÂ’ve really, really screwed up; how old, worn out, or dejected weÂ’ve become;… — Dave Pelzer
Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared — Anne Lamott
I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored… — Jodie Foster
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things… — Dimebag Darrell
I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition. — Albert Ellis
I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't… — Anthony Hopkins
Sometimes I think God loves the ones who most desperately ache and are most desperately lost - his or her wildest, most messed-up children -… — Anne Lamott
You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three… — Peyton Manning
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin
I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I… — James McGreevey
It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive,… — Jon McGregor
No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into their first premiere or their first screening thinking,… — Mike Mills
For an author, the nice characters aren't much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering… — Terry Pratchett
I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. — Rick Springfield
More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any… — John W. Vessey, Jr.
All my movies got screwed up because of my personality. — Harvey Weinstein
For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after… — Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes he thinks that if he could only trace the path of his life carefully enough, everything would become clear. The ways that he screwed… — Dan Chaon
It was my dream that screwed up, the stupid hearthside idea that it would be wonderful to follow one great red line across America instead… — Jack Kerouac
I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the… — Laurie Halse Anderson

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