Screwed Up Quotes

117 quotes by 103 authors

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as… — Michael Bay
Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's… — Tom Brady
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money -… — Eric Cantor
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all… — Mariah Carey
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. — George Clooney
You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row — Eddie Long
I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this is just a… — Greg Norman
Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer. — Charles Barkley
We're putting all of our energy into making it right. And we have already had several software updates. We've got a huge plan to make… — Tim Cook
Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a… — Mitch Hedberg
You can tell a horse owner by the interior of their car. Boots, mud, pony nuts, straw, items of tack and a screwed-up waxed jacket… — Helen Thompson Woolley
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. — Corey Feldman
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. — Mel Gibson
People confuse the word cynicism with the word skepticism. One is â€œyouâ€™re not gonna pay attention to anything, think everythingâ€™s screwed up, nothingâ€™s ever gonna… — Bill Nye
I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out… — Channing Tatum
When I was 9, I went to a birthday party. We were supposed to see a cowboy movie, but the programming got screwed up and… — Robert Englund
Over half a million women are raped in this country every year, and only a fraction of them report it because they're too ashamed. Itâ€™s… — Mariska Hargitay
It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA, screwed-up model. It should actually be the person who's looking at the ticket and talking to the… — John Mica
People say 'Poor guy.' That insults me. I despise sympathy. So I screwed up. I made some mistakes. 'Poor guy,' like I'm some victim. There's… — Mike Tyson

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