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- It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so… — Michael Bay
- Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it… — Tom Brady
- When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
- Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too… — Eric Cantor
- A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear… — Mariah Carey
- Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy… — George Clooney
- You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row — Eddie Long
- I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this… — Greg Norman
- Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer. — Charles Barkley
- We're putting all of our energy into making it right. And we have already had several software updates. We've got a huge… — Tim Cook
- Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I… — Mitch Hedberg
- You can tell a horse owner by the interior of their car. Boots, mud, pony nuts, straw, items of tack and a… — Helen Thompson Woolley