Says Quotes
6661 Says quotes by 3566 unique authors
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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
— Milton Berle
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My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't have a passionate…
— Sophie Ellis Bextor
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Just talk to me as a father - not what the Constitution says. What do you feel?
— Joe Biden
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When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
— Otto von Bismarck
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Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'
— Lewis Black
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I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection…
— Ritchie Blackmore
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Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times…
— Jolene Blalock
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I don't know what kind of God the rest of y'all are serving, but the God I serve says, 'Mary, you need to be the…
— Mary J. Blige
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I'm from the element of the streets that says that once you've made it, it's yours. But keep it to yourself.
— Mary J. Blige
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When someone comes up to me and says, 'Mary, you helped save my marriage', or, 'Mary, you helped me get out of this abusive relationship',…
— Mary J. Blige
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I'm amazed that things have panned out the way they have. I always say I'm so lucky, though my mum always says, 'You make your…
— Orlando Bloom
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This resolution simply says Israel has the right to defend itself. This includes conducting operations both inside its borders and in the territory of nations…
— John Boehner
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If anybody says he can think about quantum physics without getting giddy, that only shows he has not understood the first thing about them.
— Niels Bohr
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I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
— Andre Agassi
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out…
— Erma Bombeck
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and…
— Elayne Boosler
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The arrogance that says analysing the relationship between reasons and causes is more important than writing a philosophy of shyness or sadness or friendship drives…
— Alain de Botton
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It is unfortunate that Americans are no longer aware of what the constitution says and what their rights are. Because of that, we are often…
— James Bovard
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Love is easy, and I love writing. You can't resist love. You get an idea, someone says something, and you're in love.
— Ray Bradbury
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