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Sausages Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do,…
- As far as Death was aware, the sole reason for any human association with pigs and lambs was as a prelude to chops and sausages.…
More Sausages Quotes
- Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger
- Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. — Otto von Bismarck
- To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. — Otto von Bismarck
- The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto von Bismarck
- If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages. — Arsene Wenger
- What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh? — Dorothy L. Sayers
- No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the… — William S. Burroughs
- Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. — Susan Smith
- White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! — James Joyce
- Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through… — Simon Cowell
- Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would… — Robin Leach
- You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It's their finest hour. About five o'clock they glow like copper. Then… — Tasha Tudor