Sausages Quotes

33 quotes by 28 authors

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. — Otto von Bismarck
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. — Otto von Bismarck
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto von Bismarck
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages. — Arsene Wenger
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh? — Dorothy L. Sayers
No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of… — William S. Burroughs
Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. — Susan Smith
White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! — James Joyce
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats inside… — Simon Cowell
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the… — Robin Leach
You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It's their finest hour. About five o'clock they glow like copper. Then they come in… — Tasha Tudor
I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head. — Peter Molyneux
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own… — Marcy Kaptur
Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them. — Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means. The geometer might be replaced… — Henri Poincare
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. — Tristan MacManus
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. — Otto von Bismarck
My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred… — Jamie Oliver

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