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- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
- Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee
- The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that… — Jim Cornette
- [Admiral Nelson's counsel] guided me time and again. On the eve of the critical battle of Santa Cruz, in which the Japanese… — William Halsey