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There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. — Neneh Cherry
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that… — Mitch Hedberg
Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting, — Padgett Powell
The problem is that humans have victimized animals to such a degree that they are not even considered victims. They are not even considered at… — Gary Yourofsky
Take a quick dip, relax with a schnapps and a sandwich, stretch out, have a smoke, take a nap or just rest, and then sit… — Annie Dillard
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I… — Ellen DeGeneres
Does history repeat itself, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce? No, that's too grand, too considered a process. History just burps,… — Julian Barnes
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Homer
Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. — Homer
I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of… — Thom Yorke
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately. — Thom Yorke
In people's eyes, in the swing, tramp, and trudge; in the bellow and uproar; the carriages, motor cars, omnibuses, vans, sandwich men shuffling and swinging;… — Virginia Woolf
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
Isn't food important? Why not "universal food coverage"? If politicians and employers had guaranteed us "free" food 50 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing… — Ann Coulter
I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat… — Sarah Ban Breathnach
I don't think I've ever written anything even remotely naturalistic. The closest probably would be seen as 'Frankie and Johnny,' and that's only 'cause they… — Terrence McNally
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. — Cody Lundin
There is this place in Nashville called Steak and Shake, which is pretty much the best food, ever. That is our secret, sexy place to… — Liam Hemsworth
Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over… — Dave Mustaine
It could be anything, give a homeless guy a sandwich, help an old lady across the street like anything to make this world a better… — Frank Iero
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero
You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to… — Howard Dean
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of… — Brian Regan
I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan
Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't… — Roy Keane

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