Sandwich Quotes

243 Sandwich quotes by 212 unique authors

Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. — Homer
In people's eyes, in the swing, tramp, and trudge; in the bellow and uproar; the carriages, motor cars, omnibuses, vans, sandwich men shuffling and swinging;… — Virginia Woolf
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
Isn't food important? Why not "universal food coverage"? If politicians and employers had guaranteed us "free" food 50 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing… — Ann Coulter
I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat… — Sarah Ban Breathnach
I don't think I've ever written anything even remotely naturalistic. The closest probably would be seen as 'Frankie and Johnny,' and that's only 'cause they… — Terrence McNally
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. — Cody Lundin
There is this place in Nashville called Steak and Shake, which is pretty much the best food, ever. That is our secret, sexy place to… — Liam Hemsworth
Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over… — Dave Mustaine
It could be anything, give a homeless guy a sandwich, help an old lady across the street like anything to make this world a better… — Frank Iero
You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to… — Howard Dean
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of… — Brian Regan
I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan
Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't… — Roy Keane
On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as… — Jackie Mason
I began reading Harper Lee's novel in the skimpy shade of a pine outside my grandmother's house, fat beagles pressing against me, begging for attention,… — Rick Bragg
If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic,… — Kate White
You put more value on every minute...You know I always kinda thought I did that. I really always enjoyed myself. But it's more valuable now.… — Warren Zevon
You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal. — Jeff Mauro
This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. — Emanuel Cleaver
As the Sandwich Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one… — Mark Mobius
When I'm stuck in my writing, the world is amiss. If I'm eating a sandwich, it's an unsettled sandwich. If I'm in the shower, it's… — Melissa Rosenberg
I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. — Ian Dury
You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say to… — Mario Batali

Who Wrote These Sandwich Quotes

212 authors contributed a total of 243 Sandwich Quotes, led by these top contributors: