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• I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
• She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to…
• I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.…
• I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
• Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
• My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
• I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can…
• Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
• People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you…
• I'd have avoided some of the pain if I could. Anyone would. But I wouldn't have missed knowing any of the people-even…
• Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.
• I only come to life when there are people watching.

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