Rude Quotes

553 Rude quotes by 425 unique authors

Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn. — William Shakespeare
Tell me, is he always really rude, or does he save that for mundanes? — Cassandra Clare
Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were… — Rachel Caine
Rumpty!" he muttered, which was very rude if you were one of the few people in the universe who understood what it meant. — Paul Cornell
Alec drew his hand back with a low whistle. "The Inquisitor meant business." "Of course she did. I'm a dangerous criminal. Or hadn't you heard?"… — Cassandra Clare
Wolves eat coyotes," Gordon said[...] If he weren't an old man, I had some rude things I could have said to that. "Yes," observed Adam… — Patricia Briggs
Shall I tell you what rock and roll is, Johnno, from someone who doesn't perform, but observes? It's restless and rude. It's defiant and daring.… — Nora Roberts
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. — Louise Rennison
Not all the water in the rough rude sea Can wash the balm from an anointed King; — William Shakespeare
I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns. — Cassandra Clare
You're free to join us, but only if you promise not to stare at the new kid." Miles laughs. "Staring is very rude. Didn't anyone… — Alyson Noel
I choose not to believe in any gods as an act of charity,” Marcus said. “Charity toward whom?” “Toward the gods. Seems rude to think… — Daniel Abraham
I hear Raleigh's new accounting business isn't doing well. Maybe up in New York or somewhere it's a good thing, but in Jackson, Mississippi, people… — Kathryn Stockett
He lacked tenderness; he was rude; and he had more than a streak of cruelty in him; he was a thief and a liar. He… — Daphne du Maurier
Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening? — Lisa Scottoline
Edward can do everything, right?" I explained. Jasper snickered and Esme gave Edward a reproving look. "I hope you haven't been showing off-it's rude," she… — Stephenie Meyer
That be the jealousy talking," Gator said, in no way perturbed. "I can't help the way the women love me. I was born with the… — Christine Feehan
I still can't understand how Cecil and my old tutor, Fitz, got along so well, when we often called Fitz 'the Genius' and avoided calling… — Franny Billingsley
No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ." - Jean-Claude — Laurell K. Hamilton
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf… — George R. R. Martin
I ought to go upright and vital, and speak the rude truth in all ways. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
It felt almost rude to ignore toe pretty white bed, but we just weren’t going to make it that far. — Stephenie Meyer
You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires. Jacob B. Ch.14 — Stephenie Meyer
She poked him in the center of his chest with two fingers to punctuate her words. “You are an unfeeling”—poke —“traitorous”—poke—“mistrusting”—poke—“rude”—poke —“booby!” Every poke turned… — Gail Carriger
Listen, Patch, I don’t want to be rude, but—” “Sure you do.” “Well, you started it!” Lovely. Very mature. — Becca Fitzpatrick

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