Rude Quotes

553 Rude quotes by 425 unique authors

Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen… — Robert A. Heinlein
No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns. — Cassandra Clare
A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her… — Rick Riordan
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging by the way… — Iain Banks
You ought not to be rude to an eagle, when you are only the size of a hobbit, and are up in hid eyrie at… — J.R.R. Tolkien
The boy was lying, fast asleep, on a rude bed upon the floor; so pale with anxiety, and sadness, and the closeness of his prison,… — Charles Dickens
The future looks like gasoline. . . . crude oil . . . is the future before it has been refined. It is like a… — Chris Cleave
I’m curious about things that people aren’t supposed to see—so, for example, I liked going to the British Museum, but I would like it better… — Audrey Niffenegger
Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve. — Rachel Caine
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say. — Craig Ferguson
Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me. — Steven Morrissey
Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator. He looked up lazily. "Do you mind?" Where's Chiron!" I shouted. How rude."… — Rick Riordan
Who or what are you? Besides insufferably rude? — Garth Nix
Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright! It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope’s… — William Shakespeare
You're never rude,' she said, smiling, 'and I think it's good to be touchy sometimes. It means you care. — Mohsin Hamid
GENTLE READER: You, sir, are an anarchist, and Miss Manners is frightened to have anything to do with you. It is true that questioning the… — Judith Martin
A pair of werewolves occupied another booth. They were eating raw shanks of lamb and arguing about who would win in a fight: Dumbledore from… — Cassandra Clare
I know Mark,' I reply. 'And I don't like him.' 'But I do. And part of being social means being civil to someone you don't… — Jodi Picoult
I'm sorry," she says. I wheel around. "You know, you're a total know-it-all. And it's incredibly rude sometimes; I mean, you're not perfect either, and… — John Green
Nowadays, we never allow ourselves the convenience of being temporarily unavailable, even to strangers. With telephone and beeper, people subject themselves to being instantly accessible… — Judith Martin
How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun." Jem still had his eyes… — Cassandra Clare
Call saw that everyone was looking at him, the hands and cowboys and townspeople alike. The anger had drained out of him, leaving him feeling… — Larry McMurtry
Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must." "I'll stay," Will said… — Cassandra Clare
People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like, `What? You`re married?` Strange reaction to have. Proves what people`s ideas about marriage are. `We`re having a… — Ewan McGregor
It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it. — Maggie Stiefvater

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