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Rude Quotes by Daniel Handler
- It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.
- Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!†said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.
- They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in…
More Rude Quotes
- If worms have the power of acquiring some notion, however rude, of the shape of an object and over their burrows, as… — Charles Darwin
- Being rude to someone who treated you badly is wrong. Just smile and spend the next few days planning their accidental death. — Nikhil Saluja
- I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the… — Bryan Adams
- No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they… — Jo Brand
- The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language… — Sid Caesar
- aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy,… — A. P. Herbert
- I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira
- The greatest dread of ordinary man is death, with its rude imposition interrupting fortuitous plans and fondest attachments with an unknown and… — Paramahansa Yogananda