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Steve McManaman once described Zinedine Zidane as ridiculous. You can't get a higher compliment than that. — Jason McAteer
He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world. — Harry Redknapp
I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not… — Russell Brand
As a geologist, I love Earth observations, but it is ridiculous to tie this objective to a 'consensus' that humans are causing global warming when… — Harrison Schmitt
The idea that media is there to educate us, or to inform us, is ridiculous because that's about tenth or eleventh on their list. — Abbie Hoffman
To face death itself should not daunt you. Fear of death is ridiculous, because as long as you are not dead you are alive, and… — Paramahansa Yogananda
Following fashion trends, however ridiculous or uncomfortable. — Paulo Coelho
They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes,… — Anne Frank
If every day a man takes orders in silence from an incompetent superior, if every day he solemnly performs ritual acts which he privately finds… — Vaclav Havel
There is something ridiculous and even quite indecent in an individual claiming to be happy. Still more a people or a nation making such a… — Malcolm Muggeridge
Among the authorities it is generally agreed that the Earth is at rest in the middle of the universe, and they regard it as inconceivable… — Nicolaus Copernicus
Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal… — Gerard De Nerval
All of a sudden, I was hearing stories about how difficult I was to work with, ridiculous rumors about drugs and what a diva I… — Irene Cara
If you want some big revelation, since 2010 I have dated exactly two people. The fact that there are slide shows of a dozen guys… — Taylor Swift
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous. — Conan O'Brien
Obviously I’m a feminist. It’s ridiculous that anyone would think other of me. — Kirsten Dunst
I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked… — Kirsten Dunst
Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things… — Scarlett Johansson
I would add a little more love in the world. It's ridiculous, I know, but it is one thing I would do. — Logan Lerman
My mistakes do happen on a grand scale and very public level. They're humiliating, embarrassing. But if nothing bad happens to you, you'll just continue… — Christian Slater
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of,… — Larry David
I don't really know of the Jewish tradition of comedy, only the Jewish tradition of not keeping your mouth shut. Complaining about all that is… — Fred Melamed
The reason I stopped modeling was because I was not pleased with trying to portray something that is impossible to reach. Even when I do… — Diane Kruger
Im a ridiculous sci-fi fan. In fact, I admit it freely; my manager is horrified. I just recently bought seasons two through five of Star… — Emma Caulfield
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks. — Jim Gaffigan

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