Retirement Quotes

548 Retirement quotes by 421 unique authors

The 1993 Social Security tax penalizes seniors who have planned for their retirement through savings, investment and hard work. That's wrong, and that's why the… — Rob Simmons
There's been a lot said about Social Security reform. What has been left out of the debate is the double tax on Social Security benefits.… — Rob Simmons
For solitude is sometimes best society, And short retirement urges sweet return — John Milton
Its kind of like a test run in seeing how its going to be like when Im off the tour. Im diggin it. Ive been… — Andy Irons
On Retirement: My wife married me for better or worse, but not for lunch. — Donald Petersen
My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires. — Unknown Author
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret
There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER. — Catherine Pulsifer
Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day… — Unknown Author
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The drug game will last till tomorrow, the Stock Market till retirement. — Unknown Author
Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home. — HamsterNuts
The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them. — Unknown Author
You get old faster when you think about retirement. — Toba Beta
When I retire is something I will decide because when I started it was not decided by someone else. Those who are advising me about… — Sachin Tendulkar
When I feel I don't have that, on that day, I will think of retirement. I feel those who say you should retire at the… — Sachin Tendulkar
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age. — Dejan Stojanovic
I don't know how long it will take. We can and we will get it under 6 percent. Let's look at, let's take a look… — Joe Biden
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day — Hussein Nishah
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake… — Thegr81
I have now the gloomy prospect of retiring from office loaded with serious debts, which will materially affect the tranquility of my retirement. — Unknown Author
In retirement, I look for days off from my days off. Mason Cooley — Mason Cooley
I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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