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Every night I talk to the stars pretending its you.. it acts just like you tho.. far away and never replies to my questions — Unknown Author
When a girl replies with aww thanks it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape… — Priyanka
If you want to hear beautiful replies, speak beautiful words. — Imam Ali
The husband says to his wife, You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? She says, When there is a problem,… — Unkown
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he… — Troublemaker
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs!… — Celeste Hartman
A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?… — Chloe
Every night I talk to the stars pretending it's you.. it acts just like you though.. far away and never replies to my questions. — Patience
A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM. — Danish
A man asked his father. father, how will I ever find the right woman. His father replies, forget finding the right woman, focus on being… — Unknown Author
When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...' — Mickey Rooney
One day, early in the morning, a guy walks into a garage, with his pyjamas on, and the michanic says to him you are crazy....!… — Unknown Author
A man walks up to a woman in the bar and says, you're gonna get laid tonight. quite surprised, she replies are you a psychic?… — Carlin Whisler
...That feeling when you miss someone but holds back coz you don't want to be too sticky...and yet you tell. And that person replies: Just… — Rizzi Vicci
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!'… — Hussein Nishah
A blond texts a brunette 'What does IDK mean' the brunette replies 'I Don't Know' then the blond replies: 'No one seems to know' — Zhat*
You will be the first test subject, Tobias. Beatrice, however.... She smiles. You are too injured to be of much use to me, so your… — Emily Wines
Text me first + Fast replies = Perfect person to text — Unknown Author
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' — Nikhil Saluja
Your crush + fast replies = best feelings — Qoutes Ni Inday
A dog asks a cat, How come I've never seen you cats making love in public? The cat replies,Do you want humans to steal our… — Crosby Kwaw
Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife, Look at that; 14 stones of pure dynamite! Wife replies; Yeah, shame about the 2… — Mrthrill

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