Best Rented Quotations
- I went to a slumber party in a hotel. The whole hotel was rented out. The hotel was the party. It really was like a… — Shannyn Sossamon
- Hold up wait a minute, yall thought I was finished? When I pulled that Aston Martin yall thought it was rented, flexin on these niggas… — Meek Mill
- I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate.… — Andy Richter
- I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Stephen Wright