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- The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor… — Chanakya
- Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether.… — Tim Allen
- Jesus didn't just give hugs; He also gave a hammer. Paul didn't just pass on holy kisses; he also tirelessly dealt out… — Eric Ludy
- The problem comes up because we ask the question in the wrong way. We supposed that solids were one thing and space… — Alan Watts
- In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made… — Simon Blackburn
- I've prided myself on being in excellent condition-as good as any man in my profession. Now this doesn't come from sitting around… — Wilt Chamberlain
- When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler
- Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich. — H.G. Wells
- I've always been afraid of video games - not afraid that I wouldn't like them, but that I would like them too… — Susan Orlean
- What I have is a bunch of really hungry, amazingly talented guys that can kick anybody's rear end. — Neal Schon
- Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear… — James Thurber
- I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal.… — Justina Chen