Rear End Quotes

19 quotes by 16 authors

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from… — Chanakya
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. — Tim Allen
Jesus didn't just give hugs; He also gave a hammer. Paul didn't just pass on holy kisses; he also tirelessly dealt out swift and holy… — Eric Ludy
The problem comes up because we ask the question in the wrong way. We supposed that solids were one thing and space quite another, or… — Alan Watts
In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual. — Simon Blackburn
I've prided myself on being in excellent condition-as good as any man in my profession. Now this doesn't come from sitting around on your rear… — Wilt Chamberlain
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler
Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich. — H.G. Wells
I've always been afraid of video games - not afraid that I wouldn't like them, but that I would like them too much, and that… — Susan Orlean
What I have is a bunch of really hungry, amazingly talented guys that can kick anybody's rear end. — Neal Schon
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision. — James Thurber
I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal. Oh yeah?" he… — Justina Chen
Eric was incensed, to use a good entry from my word of the day Calender. In fact his eyes were almost throwing sparks he was… — Charlaine Harris
Every hour you spend on your rear end ... saps your energy and ruins your health. — Tom Rath
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with ear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. — Tim Allen
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day. — Darrell Royal
The last time I checked the size of a woman's rear-end doesn't define who she is. Any real man would know that true beauty lies… — Tino

Who Wrote These Rear End Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 19 Rear End Quotes as follows: