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Real Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort…
- Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic…
- No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink.
- Some People think 'coven' is a word for a group of witches, and it's true that's what the dictionary says. But the real word for…
- Real education happens when you pick up a fact here, and another fact there, and put them together and get an insight.
- It cannot be said often enough that science fiction as a genre is incredibly educational - and I'm speaking the written science fiction, not 'Star…
- Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
- If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
- An Assassin, a real Assassin had to look like one-black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what…
- Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.
- Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its…
- That's a nice song,' said young Sam, and Vimes remembered that he was hearing it for the first time. It's an old soldiers' song,' he…
- The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am…
- A lot hinges on the fact that, in most circumstances, people are not allowed to hit you with a mallet. They put up all kinds…
- The disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and…
- Anyway, lots of warrior tribes think that when they die, they go to a heavenly land somewhere," said the toad. "You know, where they can…
- The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.
- Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were…
- It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most…
- Quick, someone's coming! Look real!
- Reality is not digital, an on-off state, but analog. Something gradual. In other words, reality is a quality that things possess in the same way…
- People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other. They don't…
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- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- When you work on something that combines both the spectacular and the relatable, the hyperreal and the real, it suddenly can become… — J. J. Abrams
- Real knowledge, like everything else of value, is not to be obtained easily. It must be worked for, studied for, thought for,… — Thomas Arnold
- You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. — Victoria Abril
- We believe that Lebanon has been the first real experience for all the Arabs. — Bashar al-Assad
- That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it… — Mary Astell
- Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. — Nancy Astor
- Crying wolf is a real danger. — David Attenborough
- I believe the Abominable Snowman may be real. I think there may be something in that. — David Attenborough
- Many individuals are doing what they can. But real success can only come if there is a change in our societies and… — David Attenborough