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When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical. — Alia Shawkat
I do not read advertisements - I would spend all my time wanting things — Franz Kafka
The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interest them, and sometimes it's an ad. — Unknown Author
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. — Groucho Marx
The type that makes me laugh and cry and scream and double over and dance and walk and spit and live and die and give… — Unknown Author
When we read of human beings behaving in certain ways, with the approval of the author, who gives his benediction to this behavior by his… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
From the time I was 7 or 8 years old, we were the roughest knockabout act that ever was in the history of the theater,… — Buster Keaton
There is an enormous redundancy in every well-written book. With a well-written book I only read the right-hand page and allow my mind to work… — Marshall McLuhan
To spend several days in a friend's house and hunger for something to read, while you are treading on costly carpets, and sitting upon luxurious… — Henry Ward Beecher
"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time… — Bill Maher
"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone,… — Brian Regan
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own… — Buddha
Most people who read "The Communist Manifesto" probably have no idea that it was written by a couple of young men who had never worked… — Thomas Sowell
I'm about as concerned as Jack would be if he read that I was practicing to compete in the Masters — Mark McCormack
It's not what we eat but what we digest that makes us strong; not what we gain but what we save that makes us rich;… — Francis Bacon Sr
Too strong of a light can be deadly to the one used to read by candlelight. — Mariana Fulger
Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted, but to weigh and consider . . . Histories make men wise. — Francis Bacon Sr
When they turn the pages of history, when these days have passed long ago-- will they read of us with sadness for the seeds that… — Neil Peart
We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news… — Linda Ellerbee
Be an explorer...read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play...do anything to prevent yourself from becoming a prisoner of your knowledge, experience,… — Unknown Author

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