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- All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government…
- You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
- The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it…
- Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know…
- I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all day, but now,…
- Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.
- A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He…
- Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for the criminally insane…
- This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship…
- When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my…
- You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The…
- Say did you read in the papers about a bunch of Women up in British Columbia as a protest against high taxes, sit out in…
- With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the whole thing. ...…
- You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the…
- All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
- In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
- I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
- The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for…
- The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
- The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's…
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