Razor Quotes

198 Razor quotes by 161 unique authors

If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
Do not underestimate the human being, who sometimes appears so simple. Even with sight as sharp as an eagle, a mind as sharp as a… — Pramoedya Ananta Toer
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap — Aaron Allston
Those who talk on the razor-edge of double-meanings pluck the rarest blooms from the precipice on either side. — Logan Pearsall Smith
Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape. — John Updike
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we go our sordid… — Tom Lehrer
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time… — Dave Barry
Fobbit is fast, razor sharp, and seven kinds of hilarious. Thank you, Mr. Abrams, for the much needed salve--it feels good to finally laugh about… — Jonathan Evison
It’s walking the razor’s edge of the sacred moment where you don’t know, you can’t count on, and comfort yourself with any sure hope. All… — Joanna Macy
Heather is the first interviewer to have ever caught me off guard. She has a razor sharp mind and a demeanor that could make her… — Mark Joyner
Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed. — Bette Midler
Michael Koryta is that rare author who is at once a compelling story teller and a fantastic writer. From the first sentence of THOSE WHO… — Lisa Unger
I know that I am not the only person who is alone in the world. I know that others sorrow in the night. That others… — Robert Goolrick
Christian apologists who argue that a story about an empty tomb is convincing evidence of a resurrected body are likely unfamiliar with Occam’s razor, which… — David G. McAfee
I am feeling razor-sharp. Training sessions are really good. I feel that I am in peak condition. I know that I am ready for action. — David Ginola
Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin bubbles and peels… — Laurie Halse Anderson
That was when I cut my arms with a razor blade as a means of creative expression. I only did it lightly, just grazing the… — Francesca Lia Block
Some kids are so depressed at home and with how people treat them in school that they cut themselves. This happens all over the world… — Chester Bennington
Patriotism has served, at different times, as widely different ends as a razor, which ought to be used in keeping your face clean and yet… — Charles Edward Montague
Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke. — Jake Johannsen
I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because… — Mark Twain
Find something that is a happy, healthy alternative to hurting yourself, as opposed to taking a razor blade to yourself because at the end of… — Andy Biersack
Streets teemed with hell's wretched souls. New dead with their gadgets and old dead from antiquity. Demons roamed the avenues and alleyways, tormenting hapless damned… — Larry Atchley Jr.
Every great artist must begin by learning to draw with the single line, and my advice to young animators is to learn how to live… — Chuck Jones

Who Wrote These Razor Quotes

161 authors contributed a total of 198 Razor Quotes, led by these top contributors: