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Put Quotes by David Sedaris
- Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing…
- The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
- It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his…
- I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the…
- Cover your glass in France or Germany --even worse, in England - and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will…
- Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight…
- In the beginning, I was put off by the harshness of German. Someone would order a piece of cake, and it sounded as if it…
- States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don't want to get married, it tends to hurt my feelings. I guess…
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- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- It's our hearts and brains that we should exercise more often. You can put on all the makeup you want, but it… — Kevyn Aucoin
- You can't put your feet on the ground until you've touched the sky. — Paul Auster
- I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary French poets.… — Paul Auster
- I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in… — Fred Armisen
- Religions have always stressed that compassion is not only central to religious life, it is the key to enlightenment and it the… — Karen Armstrong
- The values of Islam are expressed by Muslims clearly. September 11 changed the world, and put Muslims on the spotlight. — Karen Armstrong
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one… — Neil Armstrong
- I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth. — Neil Armstrong
- Yeah, I wasn't chosen to be first. I was just chosen to command that flight. Circumstance put me in that particular role.… — Neil Armstrong